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2003-06-11
Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 3: Peruvian Girls Are Easy

Hey everyone, welcome back. I've just hopped a military flight to the jungles of Bolivia…

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Recent Reviews

  • The Cat’s Meow #3
    by Dirty Johnny
    2007-06-03
    Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee. 
  • Frog & Firkin
    by Duck-boy
    2006-01-03
    They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right? 
  • The Cat’s Meow
    by Dirty Johnny
    2004-08-01
    The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time. 

Ships Log

  • The Case for Corned Beef
    by Deep Fryd
    2003-07-11
    Picture this: Me: an unstoppable force of American special forces commandos,
  • South America – Part 3: Peruvian Girls Are Easy
    by Dirty Johnny
    2003-06-11
    Hey everyone, welcome back. I've just hopped a military flight to the jungles of Bolivia but I'm a little behind in the story so we're gonna jump in the DeLorean, fire up the Flux Capacitor and go back in time to resume the saga as I arrive in Cuenca, Ecuador.
  • South America – Part 2: Bring on the Gimp
    by Dirty Johnny
    2003-06-02
    Soooo, intrigued by the prospect of embarking on your own adventures on our friendly continental neighbour to the south?

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