2001-01-01 - BREAKFAST ARMADA

2001-01-01

Captain & Crew

Hun-Lo

Out of the primordial chaos arose a presence so intensely inane, so spectacularly repugnant, and…

2001-01-01

Captain & Crew

Dr. Brown

Dedicated in life to one thing, the pursuit of breakfast in bed, Dr. Brown has…

2001-01-01

Captain & Crew

Duck-boy

Born in 70s Paris, Duck-boy got his sea legs early spending his summers as cabin…

2001-01-01

Captain & Crew

Agent M

On July 22, 1975 with a whimper that would make Hugh Grant look like Arnold…

2001-01-01

Captain & Crew

Dirty Johnny

The self-appointed Commodore of the Armada, Dirty Johnny's existence is wholly dedicated to the relentless…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3

by Dirty Johnny

2007-06-03

Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.

Frog & Firkin

by Duck-boy

2006-01-03

They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?

The Cat’s Meow

by Dirty Johnny

2004-08-01

The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.