Hun-Lo
Out of the primordial chaos arose a presence so intensely inane, so spectacularly repugnant, and so anally banal that all those who encountered it were shamed. Hun-lo first broke his fast on the malevolent putrescence that shaped our anaemically sickle shaped Universe. Fast breaking has inspired the pseudo-masochistic life of this now gregarious bodhisattva, then illusory corporeal abstraction, and post-fast mastication is one of his few sadistic pleasures. Subtastic waitresses be forewarned, Hun-lo is bent on discombobulating your already waning intellects with well-aimed witticisms.
Founder and Guru of the Arbitrarian religion, Hun-lo embodies enlightened and Epicurean eating endeavours for no less than three disciples. In a recent move, Hun-lo renounced classical Arbitrarianism for the more radical Absurdist sect, also founded and Gurued by himself. While some seek the holy grail of hollandaise or the hash to end all hashes, Hun-lo’s quest for the ultimate breakfast hot sauce selection is as much an obsession as it is now a digression.
In Hun-lo’s biography, he is quoted as saying “no meat, an extra egg instead, poached medium, burnt pan fries, and rye toast”. His breakfasting is truly inspired.
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