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2003-06-02

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 2: Bring on the Gimp

Soooo, intrigued by the prospect of embarking on your own adventures on our friendly continental…

2003-05-21

Dirty Johnny's Log Logs

South America – Part 1: Rough Landing

Hola to all in Gringolandia from El Mitad del Mundo. The middle of the Earth,…

2003-05-03

East Vancouver Neighbourhoods

Bon’s Off Broadway

As Vancouver's reigning authority on all things breakfast, I'm frequently asked where the best value…

2003-04-26

Captain & Crew

Bangkok Barbie

Bangkok Barbie's profile is coming soon...Sorry, Bangkok Barbie has been busy bangin' cock if you…

2003-03-30

Fairview Mount Pleasant Neighbourhoods

The Dutch Wooden Shoe Café #2

When we first set foot on the heavenly shores of the Wooden Shoe back in…

2003-03-22

Down Town Vancouver Neighbourhoods

Fiddlehead Joe’s

For my first outing with the Breakfast Armada crew, I have to say I was…

2003-03-15

Captain & Crew

BJ Betty

BJ Betty's profile is coming soon...Let's be honest, if she hasn't written it since 2003,…

2003-03-15

Grandview/Woodland Neighbourhoods

Dockers Grill

It's a wonder Sparky and Junior ever made it. After Lang Dang gave directions to…

2003-03-08

Captain & Crew

Sparky

Sparky's profile is coming soon...Not likely, BJ Betty heard that she had sold Junior to…

Recent Reviews

The Cat’s Meow #3

by Dirty Johnny

2007-06-03

Lacking a camera, the majority of our regular crew and the slightest vestige of originality, Duck-boy and I took a familiar trip this weekend to Vancouver's own ultimate showcase of entirely unattainable women, The Cat's Meow. It had been a while since our last visit and we feel that the faithful readers are entitled to periodic updates to ensure that once a review is posted, proper follow ups are done, you know, to maintain the integrity of the site. Ok, fine, we were pretty much jonesing for an extended gander at some hot tail while we rode low in our couches and salaciously slurped our seven cups of coffee.

Frog & Firkin

by Duck-boy

2006-01-03

They started low. Really low. I'm not ashamed to admit that I went into the Frog & Firkin with a breakfast bias the size of a Hoegarden. But hey, go in with low expectations and there's a comfortable opportunity for improvement, right?

The Cat’s Meow

by Dirty Johnny

2004-08-01

The Cat's Meow, usually reserved for mid-afternoon beer-swilling and ass-leering, welcomed us with open arms and tight pants to our inaugural Breakfast within it's couchy confines. While the crew and myself have made several prior visits to the Meow for drinks and more drinks, it never occurred to us until Sunday morning that the super-vixens employed there might actually serve breakfast as well. A quick call was placed and we were rapidly on our way to the place where dreams really do come true, and I don't mean your mom's house this time.

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