South East Asia – Part 4: Not Thai enough for you?
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years... Greetings, pale ones, from the…
South East Asia – Part 3: Hucksters and mooks
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin, Hmmm, where were we...let's pick it…
South East Asia – Part 2: One night in Bangkok
Sawat-dii kraap, peasants, Where to start with Bangkok...I've had so many experiences already, some good,…
South East Asia – Part 1: Lizard on a stick
WEEEEEEEE!! Hello to all in presumably lugubrious Vancouver. I've 20 minutes to describe the last…
Hun-Lo
Out of the primordial chaos arose a presence so intensely inane, so spectacularly repugnant, and…
Dr. Brown
Dedicated in life to one thing, the pursuit of breakfast in bed, Dr. Brown has…
Duck-boy
Born in 70s Paris, Duck-boy got his sea legs early spending his summers as cabin…
Dirty Johnny
The self-appointed Commodore of the Armada, Dirty Johnny's existence is wholly dedicated to the relentless…